was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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