summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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