Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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