I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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