at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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