This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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