I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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