My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
