You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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