Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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