There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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