No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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