are you so shy because you have an std?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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