In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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