He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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