if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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