hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
How's work?
Spinning.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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