is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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