He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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