if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The best revenge is premature balding
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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