How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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