Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I don't think brook has ever known best
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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