I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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