Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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