areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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