the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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