so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
