This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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