it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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