I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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