if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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