yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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