Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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