try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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