I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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