Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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