Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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