Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I need water and some morals
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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