You surviving the open bar?
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went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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