Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Text me some of your sweat
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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