areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
smell my finger.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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