Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Randomize
