I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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