Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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