no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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