The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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