How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Panties = found
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