Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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