when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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