so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
there is puke in my bra ... again
i out mim tonsoeep
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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