The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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