there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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