Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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